Apparel for everyone who went the distance
Operators, mechanics, firefighters, truckers, linemen and welders who put the decades in. Printed one order at a time.
The Roster
Six trades with full standing.
OperatorThousands of hours on the sticks and a well-earned quiet morning.9designs
MechanicDecades under the hood, finally handing over the wrench.9designs
FirefighterRetired from the truck, never from the brotherhood.8designs
TruckerA million miles logged and the driveway is the last stop.8designs
LinemanEvery storm answered. Now somebody else takes the call.8designs
WelderA lifetime of sparks and a hood that finally stays on the shelf.8designs
Newest Inductions
The latest designs added to the club.
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Retired Mechanic Off-Duty Ears Apparel – Funny
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
Walk Away Grumpy Forklift Operator Apparel – Funny Quote
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
Old-School Welder Quote T-Shirt, Hoodie & More – No College Can Teach This
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
Retired Lineman Only Way Happier – Lineman Funny
Price range: $26.99 through $44.99 -
I fell in Love with a Grumpy Trucker
Price range: $25.99 through $43.49 -
Retired Firefighter At Heart
Price range: $27.99 through $40.99 -
I am a Grumpy Old Aircraft Mechanic
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
Retired And Rebuilt – Operator Humor
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99
Questions, Answered
Everything you need before you order.
How long will my order take?
Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.
Which styles and sizes can I choose?
Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.
What is the fabric like?
Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.
What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.
Can I order for a whole crew?
We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.







